the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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