what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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