Whod you bang
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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