I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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