awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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