No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
