FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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