Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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