Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
