need another drink. this is the easiest way
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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