I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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