we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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