we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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