I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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