I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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