Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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