Taylor Swift is so right about you.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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