I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.