I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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