Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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