That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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