If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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