i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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