What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
