the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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