I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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