Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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