I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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