Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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