You work out of a Hotel?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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