haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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