Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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