She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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