ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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