hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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