for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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