he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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