your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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