and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize