we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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