HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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