My first STD was from a foam party
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
