so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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