Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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