Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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