Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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