Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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