Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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