Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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