How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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