I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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