ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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