You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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