Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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